lilapache

By CollardGreens on Apr 29, 2017 at 2:03 PM

It iz allus gud tu heer frum yew, Miz Lilapache, an' tu noe yew bin prayin' fer meh. Dem prayers work, ai noe! Tell yew whut, ai do rite well fer a feller mai age or half mai age, an' dat must be awl on account uv prayers. Ai ain't had flu in years, an' reckon mai ticker is purt neer a hunnert per cent. Since yew bin bizzy, ai hope yew bin bizzy havin' fun! Last Winter, we hardlee got enny snow, an' no floods dis Spring so far. Shor cain't complain! Lukz like mai frendz an' naybors got mai trees an' bushes under control an' nao ai got a chance tu help those folks. Sum are doin' poorly an' nao ai finallee git a chance tu help, fer a change.

By lilapache on Apr 28, 2017 at 12:43 AM

As I live & breath, iffn it ain't my favort red neck !!! How in tarnation has ya been Collard ??? I thinks bout ya all the time... Keep meanin' ta come back here to Cheezland & sumhow neber make it ??? I sho am glad yeer a doin' gud !!! Makes my heart Smile Big !!! I jus been a keepin' buzy my own self... Doin' rite fine... Well Ima Hug yourn neck rite now... I talk ta Miz Millie (Luv) on a regular basis... We sho do miss our Collard & thinks bout ya all the time... As Always yourn in mine Prayers... Sho am glad ta hear from ya & noe yourn doin' well !!! Ima gonna try to git back here more often to say Howdy... Love & Hugggs to ya Collard... Have a Wonderfully Blessed day ... Lil' Apache ...

By CollardGreens on Apr 25, 2017 at 4:35 AM

Howdy, Miz Lilapache! Hope thangz bin goin' right well fer yew. Ai cain't complain - yew noe ai ain't even got a touch of rheumatiz, even wif der gray wevver an' me bein' mai age? Munny cain't buy dat! Bin doin' sum early spring cleanin', sellin' an' givin' mai extree stuff. Got a load uv metal fer a feller who lost a leg at werk an' duz scrappin' fer walkin' around munny. Jes' downsizin', ain't fixin' tu die or nuffin.' When mai tiem comes, tho, ai doan want nobuddy to be put out, so ai bin tryin' to tidy up thangz an' stay organized.

By CollardGreens on Apr 12, 2016 at 9:41 AM

>blush blush< Thankee, Miz Lilapache, an' it's a komfort. Ai didn't git no flu dis last WInter, an' must be doin' awl rite fer an' ol' koot 'cuz yew noe hao nawt tu long ago ai had tu have sum help from sum yung fellers tu keep up mai plaes? Well, ai bin keepin' it up pert near bai maiself bettah - jes' gotta keep moar trees frum comin' up an' ai shud du fine. Yew musta had yerself a humdinger of a burfdae tu taek off outa heah so long!

By lilapache on Apr 10, 2016 at 4:03 PM

How's my favorite Red Neck ??? Big Hugggs... For some reason I'm just now gettin' several posts that were sent on my Bday ... Thnk Ye forn yourn ... You're in my Prayers as always my Friend... Hugggs & Lubs !!!

By CollardGreens on Mar 24, 2016 at 2:50 PM

Happee Burfdae, Miz Lilapache! Hope it's a gud 'un.

By CollardGreens on Jan 19, 2016 at 12:35 PM

HUNNERT PER CENT? Ain't no "global warming" 'round heer! Yew taek keer, hear? Ai am glad yew ain't out dere wif big ol' crowds uv panik buyers, tu. Got mah furnace fixed an' runnin' gud, got moar ol, tu. Dem pore outsied kittehs have straw an' shelters, but when it's dis cold, awl ai kin do is jes' keep feedin' 'em to keep 'em healthy. Got a deal on canned kitteh vittels an' brung a load home tudae.

By lilapache on Jan 19, 2016 at 12:28 PM

Fixin' to get pounded... ice & snow mix for the next 3 days... two of 'em 100% chance... don't ya know the grocery store is packed... LOL... You keep them there fires big my Friend... Hugggs...

By CollardGreens on Jan 19, 2016 at 12:23 PM

>blush blush< Thankee fer dem, Miz Lilapache. Hope yew had gud holidaze an' ain't gittin' froze up.

By lilapache on Jan 19, 2016 at 12:09 PM

http://cheezburger.com/8606151936 Hey dar stranger than me... Your in our Prayers & Thoughts... Much Love & Hugggs Collard... Wishin' you the most Blessed New Year... From both Luv & Myself...

By CollardGreens on Oct 22, 2015 at 3:08 PM

Me, too, an' dat's why ai ain't bin heer much last summer, but wuns ai got bak on mai feet, everthang jes' kept gittin' better! Bin workin' on mai plaes, an' mai yard luks purty gud nao. Ai did have a lotta help from fellers from mai church an' a couple of chain saws! Hope yew git to set a spell an' things quieten down fer yew, Miz Lilapache.

By lilapache on Sep 30, 2015 at 1:47 PM

http://cheezburger.com/8570338048 Hope you've had a great Summer Collard... I've been busier than a one legged man in an ass kickin' contest... Hugggs & Love...

By CollardGreens on Jul 5, 2015 at 1:45 PM

Aw, thankee kindlee, Miz Lilapache! A feller purt neer HAS tu smile wif yew comin' around heer!

By lilapache on Jul 3, 2015 at 5:22 PM

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By lilapache on Jul 3, 2015 at 5:07 PM

Hey Thare Collard... How's ya been a doin' ??? I ain't been on heer but oncet orn twice awl yeer... Hope awl' wel en yourn world mai Fren !!! Have yourn seff a Wunnerfull 4th !!! Huggs & Lubs... Keep 'em wiff a Smile...

By lilapache on Apr 8, 2015 at 8:49 PM

Hey Collard ~ How's my favert red neck a doin' ??? I shurly hope ya faired da winter well... I'z cum outta mine winter sleep... Strech... Yawn... I wish... I've been busyer than a one legged man in an ass kickin contest... Been dealin wiff sum ov them thar speed bumps in the road of life... All is well... Gimme a holler... As always your in my Prayers... Big Hugggs & Lubs... Keep 'em wiff a Smile...

By lilapache on Jun 19, 2014 at 3:54 PM

Tee... Hee... He actually got me at a motorcycle rally... It was a weekender & he spent the weekend with his nose up my butt... & wouldn't let me leave on the bike when it was time to go... Had ta load 'em up in a van someones wife was drivin'... Ya know how it is... the ones that adopt you are the best !!! Hope your feelin; well & all is well in your world... Big 'Ol Hugggs & Lubs my Wonderful Friend !!! Keep 'em wiff a Smile...

By CollardGreens on Jun 18, 2014 at 6:33 PM

Land o' Goshen, Miz Lilapache! Dat iz wun BIG ol' rescue baby thar! Whar did he git yew?

By CollardGreens on Apr 24, 2014 at 5:26 PM

Thankee fer dat Easter greetin, Miz Lilapache! Dunno hao come it tuk a while tu git dat wun favorited - mebbe cheezbugs got in der wae dat furst tiem. Easter here finally wuz liek shor-nuff Spring wevver! Doan worry 'bout me nun, Miz Lilapache. Ai'm no young buck, but ai ain't got der misery ner der rheumatiz, thank God, an' dat ol' winter funk is gone, mebbe fer gud. Dat interview uv your'n wuz jes' whut ai wud expect from a straight-up gal like yew. It iz gud tu see yew on der blog, it shor iz.

By lilapache on Apr 20, 2014 at 10:44 AM

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By lilapache on Apr 19, 2014 at 8:44 AM

Collard ~ How's my favorite Red Neck a doin' ??? Hope yourn over what wuz a alin' ya... Thank ya kindlee on da congrats... Hopez mine interview camed out all rite... Whad ya think ??? Ima Prayin' ya hab a Beautmous & Blessed Easter my Frien... As alwaz Lubs & Hugggs... Keep 'em wiff a Smile...

By CollardGreens on Apr 18, 2014 at 4:08 PM

Thankee kindlee fer dat song an' fer der Paula Deen LOL! Mebbe Paula Deen maeks mai blud shooger too dang high, heh heh! Congratulayshunz on bein' Featured Peach dis week, tu, Miz Lilapache! Ai 'mo mosey on along an' read yer interview. Yew taek keer an' hav a Happy Easter.

By lilapache on Apr 7, 2014 at 2:13 AM

http://cheezburger.com/6309064704 Oooooooopppsss... Last url was the wrong one... But still funny... Here's Paula...

By lilapache on Apr 7, 2014 at 2:08 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OFzXaFbxDcM Saw this... thought of you... Paula needs to stop butterin' her biscut & kneadin' her dough... if'n ya noes wat I mean... Lubs & Hugggs Collard... Yourn always in my thoughts and Prayers... Keep 'em wiff a Smile..

By lilapache on Mar 30, 2014 at 12:04 PM

Hey Collard... How's my favert Red Neck a doin' ??? I'ma happy as a pig in poop ta heer yourn fever broke an you is feelin' mo beddar... I was out ov pocket awl las week... So's I'ma jus now gettin' yourn message... Taint nuthin' wrongs wiff dem elderberry sqeezins in my book... I thinks we awl needs ol man winter ta git his hind end on down the road... Da ol homesteads held up well this winter... But, I'ma lookin' forward to dem der thunder boomers rollin' through... Fer two reasons... One... means warmer weather... Two... I juss love dem thunder boomers... Talk bout sleepin' like a stone... Dey put me out like a babe... Again... Soooooo very glad ta heer yourn on the mend my Friend... Yourn always in my thoughts an Prayers... Ya need ta let a gal know how's yourn a doin' frum time ta time... Ya noes me an Luv will send dem dogs out !!! Hope yourn havin' a wondermous weekend... Lubs & Hugggz...

By CollardGreens on Mar 21, 2014 at 6:57 PM

Thankee agin fer dem lubs an' prayers, Miz Lilapache. Dey must be doin' sum gud 'cuz dat fever broke fer gud an' awl. Ai wud hav had sum squeezin's if ai had a sore throat or stummik trubble, but it wuz jes' fever. Sumtiemz elderberry squeezin's is gud fer whut ails yew, tho! Bin sleepin' liek a stone. At least mai trees didn't git awl busted up agin dis winter. How did yer plaes hold up?

By lilapache on Mar 19, 2014 at 2:17 PM

Collard ~ Soooo Glad ta heer frum ya... Ya noes I'm Little bit like a hen on her eggs bout my favorite redneck... Wish ya wasn't illin'... Or that there wuz somefin I could dew ta help ya heal up mo quicker... You juss make Darn tootin' sure yourn gettin' enough rests... It's gud ta heer yourn offa sum dem pills... Reckon stayin' way frum dem sqeezin's prolly heps sum too... Personally... I seez noffin' wrong wiff a hot tody ever now an agian... Yessir... Old Man Winter has juss a bin slappin' the snots out ob everyone this year... Sooo Glad it's almost over... I have a feelin'z a whole mess ob folks gonna start feelin' mo beddar oncet da sun brings in some green... I noez I will... I have ya in my thoughts & Prayers as always Mine Friend... Make shour yourn tendin' to yasefs... Get ya pleanty of rests... Lubs & Hugggz... ~ Lil Apache ~

By CollardGreens on Mar 19, 2014 at 1:48 PM

Aw, thankee kindlee fer dat LOL an' kind thots. Miz Lilapache. Ai akshully got off uv summa dem pills ai wuz takin' an' bin havin' soup an' yarbs. Reckon ai'll be rite as rain once ai git awl slept out. Tell yew whut, Ol' Man Winter shor had a lot uv fite in him dis last tiem 'round!

By CollardGreens on Mar 19, 2014 at 1:41 PM

Ai apologize, Miz Lilapache. Ai meant tu git on over heer dis mawnin' but ai bin sleepin' awl dae on account uv it rainin' an' ai bin sleepin' dang neer awl der tiem since dat ol' fever dun left meh. Thankee agin fer awl yer prayers an' fer checkin' on meh. An' ai ain't bin drinkin' squeezin's since ai got sick, neither - bin savin' 'em fer der holidays. One uv mah ol' buddies checks on meh nao an' agin so ai didn't git tu far gone.

By lilapache on Mar 19, 2014 at 1:21 PM

All Right Mr Collard !!! Dag Nab it... Where ya be at ??? I'ma gettin' frettfull wrried bout ya... Hear youn not feelin' so hot & aint been ta see the Doc.??? Now< Collard... You knowz... I've Always, always, have got ya in my Prayers & Thinkin's... But, I really would apreciate ya lettin' me noe hows ya is... Ya know... Luv & I WILL SEND THE DOGS !!! Hope yourn feelin' mo up to par My Friend... Lemme noe hown ya are... K ??? Sendin' Much Lubs, Prayers, Healin' Vibes... & Great Big Hugggzzzz...