By
SovaPlum
on May 3, 2014
at 12:46 AM
Ohai lilapache! I has been labouring and labouring and swigg. . I mean sipping over a hot stove fur near two weeks trying to invent u a lilapche cake in honour of you being a Featured User! ___ I thought it was going well. Then I showed it to an old Maori chap. He larfed his arse off! He said I had used MALE taumoko - ceremonial tattoos - and that I named you Man-who-walks-all-over-his-Mum. Well that sucked. So I started over.. Please to not show to any Maoris as they might larf. ___ Two layers of Aunty Pats mud cake. The top layer is soaked with Grandma's Medicine (home made pumpkin brandy) which should be soaked through to the bottom by the time you get it. Is covered with dark chocolate, butter icing. The sides have white chocolate silhouettes of mustangs (teh horse kind) and motorbikes. The top of the bottom layer has Maori writing in red ganache. It sayes "Wahine Toa" (Woman warrior/of strong character) " Ko pokai a ia i Whenua Tupu" (She who travells about the Motherland). ___On the top of the top layer I made you! I used green-blue icing to pipe a face with standard taumoko beauty markings on the nose lips and chin. Hazel nut chocolate eyes and tasty orange and chocolate chip hair! ___Amazingly there is some leftover Grandma's Medicine. ENJOY! *places cake in tin, puts tin on transporter, puts jar of medicine on transporter, presses Make It So"
