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Do Not Advertise Your Home Like This

When putting your house or apartment on the market, make sure you capture your humble homestead in a light that makes people actually want to buy it. For a primer on what not to do, check out these awful listings posted by real estate agents.

[via: terriblerealestateagentphotos.tumblr.com]

  • If you buy this house, you'll have Mr. Bean to watch over you always.

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  • Whoops, never mind the old dude in the picture!

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  • "Let's retake this so my thumb isn't in the image," said every real estate agent ever except this one.

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  • We need a shot from distance!

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  • Walter White, is that you in the mirror?

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  • Be sure to capture a shot when there is a potential home invader STANDING RIGHT FREAKIN' BEHIND YOU.

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  • Such upside-down table. So majesty.

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  • Don't mind the creeper here.

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  • This sky above this listing is just marvelous!

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  • Need a little pizzazz in your bedroom photos? Why not photoshop in Friendzone Fiona?

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  • Let's just pause for a moment here to figure out what's wrong with this photo.

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  • They really needed a panorama to capture the feeling of this bedroom.

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  • Here we see furniture in its natural habitat.

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  • "Looking for somewhere to sit staring into space for a few days before killing yourself? We have just the property for you…"

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  • Here we see a nondescript blank corner! Imagine the possibilities!

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  • Establish your redneck cred with an all-dirt backyard.

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  • The previous tenant was an avid WoW player.

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  • This photo was taken unaltered from the listing's website. No rotations were made.

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  • Just try and picture the place without scaffolding in your mind.

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  • Be sure to set aside money every month for headache medicine.

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  • There's a 50% chance that there was a meth lab here... then again, that means there's a 50% chance that there wasn't! I'm a "glass half-full" kind of guy...

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  • Comes complete with high-end backyard furniture!

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  • Presenting the all-in-one bathroom living room! For families who are EXTRA close!

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