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Sometimes in Parenting You Have to Be an Asshole, These are Not Those Times

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  • 1
    Via: ibmfpns
    Someone's being a little turd.

  • 2
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    To be fair some *adults* can't explain the tides, but want them to stop too.

  • 3
    Via: ibmfpns
    How many GTA videos has this kid already scene?!

  • 4
    Via: ibmfpns
    It's not identity theft if you ONLY dress like them!

  • 5
    Via: ibmfpns
    A horse with Beagle proportions wouldn't really work too well anyways.

  • 6
    Via: ibmfpns
    She's just not into Muffin tops.

  • 7
    Via: ibmfpns
    If he's hit the milk bottle hard, he definitely shouldn't be driving.

  • 8
    Via: ibmfpns
    She's gonna be a beauty blogger one day, just to spite you.

  • 9
    Via: ibmfpns
    She's independent, ok?!

  • 10
    Via: ibmfpns
    You might be the asshole parent, but at least he's not the asshole-breath kid.

  • 11
    Via: ibmfpns
    She's got zero hearts for you now.

  • 12
    Via: ibmfpns
    Cleanliness *is* next to Godliness.

  • 13
    Via: ibmfpns
    One day she'll nose better than to fall for this again.

  • 14
    Via: ibmfpns
    Cheerios and mayonnaise, not a combination that might even become a stoner munchie of the future.

  • 15
    Via: ibmfpns
    Stop letting that kid watch the Minions, and maybe his banana-obsession will ease up.

  • 16
    Via: ibmfpns
    Watch out, she's gonna be a free-loader for years to come.

  • 17
    Via: ibmfpns
    Hopefully deodorant packaging and pushup yogurt packaging aren't getting too similar.

  • 18
    Via: ibmfpns
    She's turning the tables on you already? Dammmmn...

  • 19
    Via: ibmfpns
    Peter Pan had similar issues.
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