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Drink of the Day: The Trump Tower Martini That Put Twitter on Ice And Weirded Everybody Out

How do you like you martini? Shaken not stirred… actually, I’ll just have with a ton of ice in it, like all the ice you have. Oh, and put it in a wine glass!

It was kind of a rough day for the Trump Tower restaurant, Trump Grill. Vanity Fair, in a scathing review, called it perhaps “the worst restaurant in America,” causing our President-elect, you know, that billionaire reality TV gameshow host who won the presidency last month, to put the magazine on blast.

Well, he better fire up those Twitter fingers because things just got a heck of a lot worse. We’re talking real bad. As bad as anything the president-elect could imagine. Someone made fun of another thing at his restaurant on Twitter.

via Wiffle Gif

Olivia Nuzzi, a political reporter for The Daily Beast, decided to try this nightmare station out for herself and was left cold. Literally. She ordered a martini, and what she got looked closer to a glass of ice water with an olive floating in it. Not the kind of fancy cocktail that would befit a man with a relatable solid gold apartment. Frankly, it would be better if he took these criticisms as constructive because something’s definitely up at the Trump Grill bar. Vanity Fair, after all, theorized that the cocktails “seemed to be concocted by a college freshman experimenting in their dorm room.”

Anyway, Twitter had some more criticisms for him, which is sure to stir up some more trouble for the world at large.

via The Thorn In His Side

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    Hell has frozen over.

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    Cool party

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  • 3

    Revenge is a dish best served cold, after all.


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    Eh, chill out.


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    That's one cold call.


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    A good way to break the ice.


  • 7

    Can you skate on the swamp in the winter?


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    Ice to see you, real martini!


  • 9

    The Iceman cometh, and now all martinis are severed with ice, one olive, in a wine glass


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    The Iceman cometh, and now all martinis are severed with ice, one olive, in a wine glass

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