Ugh of the Day: Matt Lauer Wears Choker on Today and That’s It For Me Have a Great Year, Everybody
2016 was terrible for a lot of reasons, and while we had hopes for 2017, four days in, they are no more.
Matt Lauer wore a choker on the Today Show.
What a time. pic.twitter.com/ygKf8AiJ70— Maura Brannigan (@maura_brannigan) January 4, 2017
If you’re overcome with religious or spiritual shock. Please remain calm.
Allow me to say it again. Matt Lauer wore a choker on the Today Show. It’s a crushing blow to humankind. Thankfully, we’re all here to get through this national crisis together, Matt Lauer wearing a choker.
Tonight, when you get home, hold your kids a little tighter, tell your parents and loved one that you love them, for who knows what nightmares tomorrow will bring.
This is a national emergency.
Stop the presses.
I'd like one neuralizing please.