Staying Home on Black Friday Was a Good Choice

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  You didn't get into a fist fight.
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  You didn't get arrested.
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  You didn't get kicked out of Walmart just for filming the carnage.
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  You didn't get knocked out for fighting over Rachael Ray cookware.
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  You didn't get stampeded over a tablet deal.
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  You didn't have to go the hospital.
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  You didn't contribute to making your community look like a natural disaster.

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  And you didn't get stabbed over a PARKING SPACE.

  
  Good choice, fellow consumer!
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  New Walmart slogan, anyone?

  
  Courtesy of @chargeman.

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