The Day After Black Friday is Bittersweet

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  Bitter: You need to return stuff because you were in too much of a rush to try it on/test it out in-store.

  
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  Double Bitter: You need to return stuff because you were in too much of a rush to try it on/test it out in-store, but the store will only refund you store credit instead of real money.

  
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  Sweet: Hey, at least you survived.

  
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  Bitter: You forgot to buy Christmas gifts for everyone.

  
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  Sweet: At least you bought a bunch of stuff for yourself.

  
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  Bitter: There are no more leftovers.

  
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  Sweet: One night of gorging yourself on Thanksgiving food probably isn't going to ruin your diet.

  
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  Bitter: You don't have the energy to put up Christmas decorations after getting no sleep on Black Friday.

  
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  Sweet: At least it's finally socially acceptable to put them up.

  
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  Bitter: You finally realize that it's going to be dark and freezing cold for the next 4 months.

  
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  Sweet: The Christmas season is finally here!

  
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  Double Sweet: THE CHRISTMAS SEASON IS FINALLY HERE!

  

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