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This Thirsty Tinder Babe Proves That Sometimes Working at McDonald's Pays Off

Turns out that there are some people out there who really get going at the thought of a good Happy Meal and can't resist a good drive thru.


Well, we can't say for sure that stranger things have happened.


All we know is this lucky guy said that he worked at McDonald's on his Tinder profile, and just like that McDonald's cup from a few months back, it made this tinder queen want to give him the warmest of greetings.

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    Lip - PODER ENTOS



    This isn't the first time McDonald's was oddly sensual.

    Remember this cup? Turns out McDonald's was trying to tell us something all along.

    Eating and working at McDonald's will blow your sex appeal through the roof because some people just can't resist some good McDonald's meat.

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    Drink - Warmest GREETINGS McCafe
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    Text - ooo Virgin 1 42% 2:56 PM Ashley Hey so you're not real right? Ouch Every hot girl with no bio on here turns out to be a bot, guess I got luckyL) Geez sorry So can I get a McDick Yeah ofc, $3.99 with tax Oh damn can get a discount if I pay with a МcTit Actually we do have a deal going on for 2 McTits, gets voua free lunch and Туре a Message... Send GIF
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    Text - ooo Virgin 1 42% 2:56 PM Ashley Actually we do have a deal going on for 2 McTits, gets you a free lunch and a McDick. Only available at participating locations though:/ Are you a participating location Lemme check with my manager brb Unfortunately that location doesn't offer that promotion, but luckily I do have an apartment that you'd still be able to use the deal at if you wanted. Address? Турe a Message... Send GIF
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    Text - ooo Virgin 1 42% 2:56 PM Ashley anager Unfortunately that location doesn't offer that promotion, but Iuckily I do have an apartment that you'd still be able to use the deal at if you wanted. Address? I don't have a drive thru though so you'd have to come inside. Sent Damn was hoping for a drive thru guess l'll come inside as long as you cum inside me Send Туре a Message... GIF
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