Least Chill Dude on Tinder Goes On Sexist Rant in His Profile, Spends Eternity Being Swiped Left
Boys, lets get something straight, being bitter and mean isn’t going get you any dates. I know you think it will, but it won’t.
Exhibit A: Gary.
Gary is a 22-year-old cook who appears to be quite the charmer. Look at him handle that creme brulee. Tight. Let's just check out his profile.
when you've been single for years, and you're bitter because women aren't attracted to you pic.twitter.com/YI1IVjJ8aY— Vivian (@VanguardVivian) January 18, 2017
Despite what Gary, thinks no one has ever said, “I’m a ‘special snowflake' who doesn't like being told that I have a ‘worn out disease-ridden vagina,’ but I love sushi and mini-golf. This is a real pickle. Well, as Meat Loaf said, ‘Two out of three ain’t bad.’ Swipe right.”
Vivian isn’t the only one to recognize this because, well, the Internet didn’t like Gary too much either.
This is just good advice. Seems obvious, but here we are.
Get this, he's single!
golly he sounds like fun— Sarah (@sarahthemoose) January 19, 2017
Ahem... 2nd best cover band "Electric Larry (David) Land" is still numero uno.
"AND NOW THE BEST BUTTHOLE SURFERS COVER BAND IN THE TRI-STATE, SMORGASBORD OF COCK!!!"— Dan Seitz (@theta1138) January 19, 2017
Gary Busey has said a lot of regrettable things, but never "Smorgasbord of Cock"
why is it always guys named Gary— . (@bbychantal) January 19, 2017
Actually, he's 22. So, yeah.
What an angry baby person.— Jared Gonia (@JaredGonia) January 18, 2017
Yeah, dude, hook it up.
How about a smogasbord of that creme brulee tho Gary!— Bradford Becker (@bradbecker88) January 19, 2017
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