Visionary Content Creator Turns Dick-Shaped Bag Charm Into Amazing Work of Doge-Inspired Art

Easily the best thing I've seen all day. Feeling thankful and #blessed for the incredible vision that went into this grossly overpriced, dick-shaped 'bag charm'. $115 bucks? You've got to be shitting me, truly. But hey some twisted individuals might propose, it's not the size of the bag charm that matters...it's what you do with it, and hold up, that's actually the professional slogan. 

This is the best kind of ridiculous. Selfishly, I wish we had the comedic gold Amazon reviews to back this up; but hey, a dude can dream right? Maybe one day.