This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: The Onion News Network reports on Al Qaeda's recent Internet-crippling cyber attack against the United States, which involved sending a photo of an adorable piglet wearing galoshes to 45-year-old stay-at-home mom Maryanne Halberstroff of Jacksonville, Florida.

As Pentagon spokesman Theodore Cotti notes, "Thank god the piglet wasn't wearing a little hat or the damage could be far wor