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Guy Working at Cinema Finds Cucumber While Cleaning Up After 'Fifty Shades Darker' Screening, and People Are Very Concerned For His Health

Is this just fifty shades of a distasteful PR stunt that employed a homeless cucumber to prey upon our darker thoughts, or what? Did you smell it, bro? Did you? Either way can this please not be what we all think it is? I really hope so for the sake of our foolish cinema worker that in his haste to claim that fleeting Twitter fame, handled the fishy cucumber without gloves on! Let's just hope his failure to layer up first doesn't breed any consequences. As you can see, folks on Twitter were rationally concerned for his health..

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