NASA Discovered Seven New Planets, So You Know People Are Freaking the F Out
Welcome to... TRAPPIST-1f?
That doesn't have the same ring to it.
Yesterday, NASA announced the discovery of seven new planets that are in habitable zones and might even have water. You know what that means! ESCAPE.
Lots of people are using the discovery of a new, livable world as a second chance, a failsafe for this whole Earth experiment, which can we just agree has been a total failure?
Check out how people are reacting:
ME: pls send me to the new planets i want to leave earbth— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 22, 2017
NASA: theyre 40 light years away u'll die before u get there
ME: pls send me to th
It's not all fun and games, though.
Earth: We found 7 Earth-like planets!— Matt Post (@MattPostSaysHi) February 23, 2017
7 Earth-like planets (in unison): FUCK.
This planet sucks.
NASA: we found 7 earth sized planets 40 light Yrs away, you can't see them, just believe us.— chaz hutton (@chazhutton) February 22, 2017
NASA: climate change!
instead of lusting after sexy, younger planets, you should appreciate the loving earth that's stuck by your cheating ass this whole time— Ziwe (@ziwe) February 22, 2017
We're outta here.