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This is What Company Slogans Would Look Like if They Were Honest

Artist Clif Dickens shows what company slogans would be like if they all didn't have dedicated marketing teams to carefully craft their public image.


[via: Honest Slogans]

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    Camera - Iustagnam Insta Mask bad photos with filters
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    Logo - 8+ Google Wave 2.0
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    Natural foods - Hidden Valley Ranch THE ORIGINAL Makes vegetables bad for you
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    Logo - VICKS NyQuil UI Slip into a nice coma for a few hours.
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    Logo - KEYSTONE LIGHT stay sober during beer pong
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    Text - НОT РОСКЕTS brand steffed sandwiches every bite is a different temperature.
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    Text - FedEx R It's probably broken
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    Logo - JUST BUY IT.
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    Text - Because you only have $4
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    Text - ХВОX LIVE Find out who your mother's been sleeping with
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    Text - |Campbells Mmm mmm salt.
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    Text - HSA TELEVISION
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    Font - NATURE VALLEY GRANOLA BARS Crumbs EVERYWHERE.
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    Text - Linked in Connect with people for no reason at all.
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    Animated cartoon - KootA'd SugarWater
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    Circle - walmart for the middle class
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    Logo - PIzza ut We have a salad bar for some reason
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    Text - BENGJERRPS Eat Away Your Feelings
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    Logo - pepsi is pepsi okay?
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    Hot sauce - RURACHA HOT CHILI SAUCE 匯豐食品公司 HUY FONG FOODS, INC A ENT. 17 0Z (1lb. 1 or) (482 Always worth the pain. erpok
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    Text - You Tube Don't Read the Comments
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    Text - COSMOPOLITAN sex quizze s. sex tips. sex facts.
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    Font - mart W e StilI Exist
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    Text - WAFFLE HOUSE It's 2am and you're drunk.
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    Text - BES BUY Try it out before buying it on Amazon
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    White - $2000 facebook machines
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    Red - FROOT LOCPS THEY ARE ALL THE SAME FLAVOR!
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    Logo - RESOLVE Carpet deaner in a bottle that can't spray down.
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    Logo - GATORADE G You have a hangover.
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    Text - American Apparel softcore porn
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    Text - URBAN OUTFITTERS PAY MONEY TO LOOK HOMELESS
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    Logo - ALTOIDS USED FOR HOLDING ANYTHING BUT MINTS
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    Logo - THE ALIENS CHANNEL
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    Green - t the sports drink for gamers
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    Text - Cheerios cardboard rings
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    Green - DANNON ACTIVIA HELPS YOU PoOP
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    Logo - the ONION Real News for Dumb People
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    Logo - SECURITY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU AGENCY
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    Text - MCNOPOLY A GREAT WAY TO RUIN FRIENDSHIPS
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    Text - JUNK FOOD FOR YOUR EYES
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    Text - Folgers Never the best part of waking up.
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    Text - JiP Moms like you choose the peanut butter that's on sale.
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    Text - HUMMER FIRMLY PLANT YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT.
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    Text - dopeclouppobe the oepro ウィ Ω Sange c t И t the presence ofa lang 7 and etion by Vkiped WIKIPEDIA oice ed You're welcome, college students. de
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    Text - ΚΕΑ WE THROW IN EXTRA PARTS JUST TO MESS WITH YOU.
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    Text - BUTTERBALL food coma.
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    Logo - RED LOBSTER YOU'RE HERE FOR THE CHEDDAR BISCUITS
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    Font - Sun Chips BRAND Opening the bag is louder than eating the chips.
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    Footwear - SPERRY YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ON A BOAT
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    Green - TM Oh, you mean a Grande Latte?
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    Logo - DELTA TEAM DON'T EXPECT LUGGAGE TO ARRIVE
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    Text - WebMD Convince yourself that you have a terminal illness.
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    Orange - Gillette We're just going to keep adding more blades
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    Logo - SMOTOR HARLEY-DAVIDSON YCLES HERE FOR YOU DURING THAT MIDLIFE CRISIS.
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    Text - Pinterest recipes, crafts and inspirational quotes.
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    Text - hulu Which ad experience would you prefer to ignore?
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    Green - SUBWAY let that bread smell soak into your clothes.
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    Logo - PROGRESSVE PROGRESSIVE Flo is annoying.
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    Text - Maruchan Ramen You're most likely a poor college student.
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    Logo - ELMER'S Put it on your hand until it dries, then peel it off.
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    Cartoon - fruit Stripe Tastes great for 3 seconds
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    Text - NETFLIX SPEND MORE TIME SEARCHING THAN ACTUALLY WATCHING
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    Text - ICEE INSTANT BRAIN FREEZE
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    Text - BLOCKBUSTER Never paying that late fee finally paid off
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    Logo - F FOSTER'S AUSTRALIAN FOR PBR
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    Text - @ffee mate Nestle. COFFEE CREAMER Helps you pretend to like coffee

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