In-Flight Safety Video of the Day: "And then suddenly there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out / and they just started falling thirty-thousand feet / the pilot's on the microphone and he's saying / 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh my god. I'm sorry' apologizing / and she looks at the man and says, she says 'Where are we going?' / and he looks at her and he says 'We're going to a party. It's a birthday party. It's your birthday. Happy birthday Darlin'.