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35 Pickup Lines That Won't Fail to Make You Give Up on Modern Romance

Let's face it. Romance is dead, these days it's all about sliding into dm's so you can get yourself into the bedroom for some fast flesh-pounding experiences. 

But don't despair, the decaying corpse of romantic gesture has fertilized a new kind of creativity: the dating app pickup line, where you get to select your piece of meat like you're at a grocery store and barter for it using words and wit. 

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    Scoby and Emily trading jabs
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    Chat bettween guy and girl in which he rearranged the alphabet to put U and I together, and she tells him he misspelled desperate.
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    Girl gets asked to send a pic of her in a bra, so she sends a photo of her pic inside an unworn bra
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    conversation about coming over at 3 am and girl accuses him of wanting to murder her
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    Geena prefers taller guys but is willing to keep an open mind, which is good because the guy prefers super pretty girls but he is also willing to keep an open mind
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    Girl who keeps ruining the guy's pickup line.
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    Girl tells guy she wants his dong, but meant dog, and he writes back we should bang, meaning hang.
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    Chat between lovers
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    Pickup line gone bad
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    Crass pickup line gets shut down
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    poet gets served on pick up line attempt
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    Guy writes long intro and girl takes a month to reply because it took her so long to read it.
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    guys asks for picture and get bald version of Ariana Grande
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  • 14
    Pick up exchange that goes really bad
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    emoji art that gets shut down and has nice response
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    Guy says he is looking for his Juliet but has never read Shakespeare
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    on scale of 1 to america, how free are you tongiht? north korea - pick up line fail
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  • 18
    Virgin customer trying to keep his status as not getting any
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    Jason sets example of how not to be online.
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    Dude who has profile picture of a Truck
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  • 21
    Andrew says he likes the girl's smile, what else that mouth do, and she says complain.
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  • 22
    UPS joke has 9 month joke at the end of it.
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  • 23
    Amanda asks question using Emojis
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  • 24
    Girl asking about guy's height and weight and he not into it.
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  • 25
    Man gets great work around for selfie for his girl birthday.
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  • 26
    guy asks if girl wants to sit on his face, and she has a crass remark
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  • 27
    Dude uses CuteCumber pick up line and the girl says he sent the same message to her roomate and he better come up with new lines.
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  • 28
    Pick up line that left out the obvious.
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    Laying in bed naked an sending totally black picture, because it is dark.
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    Girl says she is an Archaeologist and has a bone she needs to inspect for science and he says she better bring a microscope
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  • 31
    Guys asks if he can follow her home because his parents always said to follow his dreams and she says she would rather shit on her hands and clap.
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    Strange name for a boat
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  • 33
    Kev tries bad pick up lines and girl has clearly heard them all before.
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  • 34
    Asks to tell me everything ou want to do, responds that they want McDonald's on the way home.
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  • 35
    Guy tries did it hurt when you fell from heaven pick up line and girl says she dug up her way from hell
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  • 36
    Girl asks if you ever had 1 hot dog with 2 buns, because she has a twin.
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