Here's Another Reason Not To Go To Florida: There's a Deadly Cobra on the Loose There
Lots of weird shit is always going in the Sunshine State. That's just the price of living in an area where a gator can just show up to any family function. Gators just have an open invite, I guess.
But people are particularly worried about Florida at the moment because police and wildlife officials have been on the hunt for a deadly monocled cobra since Monday.
Maybe it's time finally time to cut Florida loose. There's nothing wrong with having 49 states.
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No prison can hold it.
Deadly cobra on the loose after escaping enclosure from owner’s home in Central Florida https://t.co/ijDtAlWzU0 pic.twitter.com/5Jco1Gk4g5
— KTLA (@KTLA) March 15, 2017
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The AP is having too good of a time with sssscary ssssstory.
The ssssearch is on for cobra that may have slithered out of a Florida home. https://t.co/f11fF6MycE
— AP South U.S. Region (@APSouthRegion) March 14, 2017
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Two feet can hold a lot of poison.
A deadly cobra is on the loose in central Florida. The 2-foot-long snake is extremely poisonous. https://t.co/1cLMGU0jby pic.twitter.com/uouuO0yur0
— CNN (@CNN) March 15, 2017
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This is the plan.
.@CNN pic.twitter.com/jNOlkfBWas
— Fine Young Hannibals (@mja004) March 15, 2017
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— Brendan (@BrendanBarnz) March 15, 2017
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I heard they were looking for a monocled cobra.
Does this monocle make me look sexy? pic.twitter.com/Tg6gxSXycg
— Ocala Cobra (@OcalaCobra) March 14, 2017
