We're Sorry, but These Extreme Examples of Bad Taxidermy Are Super Funny

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"When you're telling the waiter about your day and he's pretending to give a shit..."

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"When the first Coffee of the day works its magic..."

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"Whats that Lassie? Little Timmy's fallen down the old wishing well and you're too fabulous to care?!"

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"Wheres the nearest toilet!? I'm about to Puma pants!"

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"Margaret! Those Mushrooms I found are making me feel weird! A Bamboo shoot just told me to stop eating his people."

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"When theres free mints at the desk and the receptionist turns their back to you..."

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"When you're hungover and you have to get out of bed to find water..."

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"When you sit on the toilet and the seats wet..."

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"I told you it was fucking hunting season Doreen but Nooooo, we had to visit your sisters new place by the lake!"

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"When you stub your Toe and you're trying to keep your shit together..."

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"When your girl says "You pick the restaurant" but doesn't want to go to any of the 3 places you suggest..."

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