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Tumblr Updated its Terms and Conditions to be the Most Internet-y Thing Ever

Microblogging platform (and Supernatural fan dating site) Tumblr recently updated its user's terms and conditions to reflect the, how do you say, impassioned and eccentric user base. The results are pretty golden. Hat tip goes to Geeks Are Sexy.

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    Text - Terms of Service Privacy Policy Community Guidelines No individual under the age of thirteen (13) may use the Services, provide any personal information to Tumblr, or otherwise submit personal information through the Services (including, for example, a name, address, telephone number, or email address). You may only use the Services if you can form a binding contract with Tumblr and are not legally prohibited from using the Services. You have to be at least 13 years old to use Tumblr. We'
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    Text - Terms of Service Privacy Policy Community Guidelines Confusion or Impersonation. Don't do things that would cause confusion between you or your blog and a person or company, like registering a deliberately confusing URL. Don't impersonate anyone. While you're free to ridicule, parody, or marvel at the allen beauty of Benedict Cumberbatch, you can't pretend to actually be Benedict Cumberbatch. Harassment. Don't attempt to circumvent the Ignore feature or otherwise try to communicate with s
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    Text - Community Guidelines Terms of Service Privacy Policy Gore, Mutilation, Bestiality, or Necrophilia. Don't post gore just to be shocking. Don't showcase the mutilation or torture of human beings, animals or their remains. Dick Unflagged NSFW Blogs. Tumblr is home to millions of readers and creators from a variety of locations, cultures, and backgrounds who hold different points of view concerning adult-oriented content. If you regularly post sexual or adult-oriented content, respect the cho
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    Text - Terms of Service Privacy Policy Community Guidelines Misattribution or Non-Attribution. Make sure you always give proper attribution and include full links back to original sources. When you find something awesome on Tumblr, reblog it instead of reposting it. It's less work and more fun, anyway. When reblogging something, DO NOT inject a link back to your blog just to steal attention from the original post. Usemame/URL Abuse or Squatting. Tumblr's usernames/URLS are meant for the use and
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    Text - Privacy Policy or orongmororoovarneoyooworo Terms of Service Community Guidelines Reblogs, Likes, and Replies are a matter of public record, so if you're truly ashamed of your desires it's best to keep them to yourself. But why? Be proud of who you are. You're beautiful. We're looking you in the eyes and telling you how beautiful you are Information About User Content: In some cases, we may collect information about content you provide to the Services. For example, when it's included as p

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