Dad: "Sex is a very special thing that is shared between a man and a woman. Its important to wait for the right person, like I waited for your mom." Me: "So... you never did it with your first wife?" Dad: "Uhh... no. No I didn't." Me: "Then... how did you have a baby? Is my sister adopted?!" Dad: "Uhh... yes." Me: "I knew it!"
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