9 Questions for Rob Liefeld

Rob Liefeld has a storied career filled with giant shoulder pads, belts, pouches, tiny feet, and impossible amounts of muscle definition. Yet even with such an impressive resume there's still a few question I'd like to ask the man in the backwards cap.

1
Does the Guy on the Right Have an Ear Growing Out His Cheek?

Aside from the myriad of ridiculous nonsense to be found in this image (like the angle of the sword), look at the guy on the right. What the hell is that on his cheek? Is he a rat undergoing genetic testing?
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2
What the Hell Is Shooting Out of Cable's Crotch?

Those can't be lens flares can they? Are they deflected bullets, or is he just shooting strange light from his nether regions?
3
Is One of Deadpool's Arms Longer Than the Other?

Is this a simple mistake in foreshortening, or is Deadpool just in the process growing out his other arm?

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4
Can Shaft Actually Walk in Those Boots?

Those boots are made for something, but I'm damn sure it isn't walking. I think those boots are made for robots and Shaft just stole them.
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5
Is Cable Wearing Armpit Pouches?

What are those little cylindrical things in Cable's armpit, isn't that uncomfortable when he puts his arms down? Or does he just not put his arms down, I suppose that could work.
6
Does Anyone Jump Like That/How High Is He Off the Ground?

Sorry for the 2 questions, but they stem from the same issue, that ridiculous pose. Here we have a gun toting oompa loompa hopping up and firing some strange looking guns. If you ask me that's the definition of ACTION.
7
Who Bent Deadpool's Sword Handles?

Does Deadpool know they're bent? Did he kill the guy who bent them? Did Cable bend them? So many questions left unanswered.
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8
Is Cable's Metal Arm Melting His Shirt?

What is going on with his shirt, and why is the metal arm not melting his glove? Why doesn't he just make his shirt out of whatever his glove is made of?
9
What the Hell is Grifter Holding?

Seriously Rob, what the hell is that? It looks like a caulk gun? Is Grifter five years old playing army in the back yard? Does he shout, "bang bang," when he shoots, because that is Deadpool's gig.