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Want to Embarrass Your Girlfriend on Valentine's Day? Tell the World About Your Special Feeling!

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If you think snow coverage on the news in America is sensationalistic, then you've obviously never been to Japan.

Earthquakes? Stay calm, we've prepared for these.

Snow? OH GOD, THE END IS HERE!

That's been the reaction of the Japanese news media during the recent bout of blizzards that Japan has been having. However, amidst all the chaos and panic, one news channel interviewed this couple:

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    Amidst all the emergency news broadcasts and panic, there was this guy, who had this to say about the "devastation:"

    "Being in the snow with my lover like this immerses me in a special feeling. I like it."
    Oh man. It is literally the apocalypse out here, and you off some cutesy stuff like that on national television? PEOPLE ARE DYING BY THE TRILLIONS, MAN!

    Time to rev up the parodymobile!
  • "Being in-a the snow with-a my brother immerses me in a special feeling!"

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  • "Beink in snow vith teammates bring me special feelink!"

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  • "Conceal! Don't feel! Don't feel that special feeling!"

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  • "Being in the snow with Pretty Boy over here gives me a special feeling."

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  • "Pika piii-ka pi!"

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  • "Being at Sweet Apple Acres gives me an utterly fabulous feeling!"

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  • "HWAH! YAAAAH! AYYY!"

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  • "Being in the snow with my Alien gives me that sexual tyrannosaurus feeling!"

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  • "Being in the snow with my girlfriend makes me want to have a seat over there!"

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  • "Being in the snow with Shinji gives me a NERVous feeling!"

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  • "Being in the snow with Umbreon gives me that Morning Sun feeling!"

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  • "Being in the snow with Ronald gives me that chronic heart disease feeling!"

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  • "Being in the snow with Abe gives me the feeling that we should do it!"

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  • "Being in the snow with Vegeta gives me that Super Saiyan feeling!"

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