Birbs. Sometimes they're cuddly, friendly, adorable little angels, and sometimes they're basically miniature T-rexes with more severe attitudinal problems. But that doesn't stop us from loving these adorably cuddlesome balls of teenage angst. In fact, their attitudes and personalities are what make us love them, whether they're the cute and cuddly kind of birb (borb if it's spherical) or super dodgy little cuties who might just off you in your sleep!
Some people love these feather balls while others can sense the prehistoric rage in their eyes, and instinctively run to the nearest cave in sight. So in order to show the full spectrum of birbage, we have compiled a list of empirical evidence(memes) to showcase the nicer and spicier sides of these adorable avians. So have a look at our evidence (not actually evidence) and analyze these clever crows and crazy cockatiels, even if doing so brings down the wrath of our birb overlords.
I'm sure that somewhere on the internet there's a proper definition for what a borb is, but until that definition is in our hands, we'll have to go with it being a birb that is round and/or plump, but above all, adorable.
The borb has a darker side as well, as it has seen use in the siege of pig island, and in many other campaigns by the Overly Annoyed Avians. Their ballistic use aside, we truly believe that borbs are peaceful by nature and are safe to approach.
Bird backpacks are the latest trend to sweep the nation, swiftly following bird flu and bird masks. Coming next season are state-of-the-art bird bikes for the bird lover on the go, as well as a human-sized nest for the avian's best friend.
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