No, I don't "sparkle". Just glisten.

'He agreed to buy me replacements... then backtracked': Brother refuses to cancel sibling's debt after his kids ruin expensive art supplies 1

20 Out of the box thinkers who were low key geniuses 2

'We won't serve you until you pay the bill': Dine and dash family returns to restaurant in attempt to do it again, manager makes sure they pay what they owe 3

30 Feline Firsts and Purrfect Pictures of Pawsitively Precious Kittens Taking Their First Look at the World 4

25+ Employees share what their job doesn't allow them to tell customers: 'Black Friday sales are not really sales' 5

30+ of the Best Marvel Memes of the Week (April 26, 2024) 6

Purrpetually hungry 1

Monorail cat 2

Instructions unclear 3

Mmm delicious 4

Not today, I can't be bothered 5

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (April 25, 2024) 6