And the answer is: <DRUM ROLL> Too old for this shit!

'You've got to be kidding': Inexperienced new employee abruptly leaves IT company after senior employee fails to help him adjust to the workload 1

'She was fired': Hybrid employee takes a take a sick day instead after being admonished by boss for working an additional day from home while sick 2

A Critical Hit of 36 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Gamers Competing for Dungeon Master 3

16-year-old graciously cooks his family's nightly dinner, stops when his dad and siblings incessantly criticize his meals: 'Too spicy, wanted rice instead of noodles, didn't want soup' 4

'I quit. Karen reported me to HR for it': Sales ops director leaves after HR sides with lazy Karen, now Karen is furious that she has to work 5

Potterhead Voices Their Frustration With Harry Potter Books After Reading the Series for the First Time as an Adult, Amusing Discussion Ensues 6

33 Cute Kitty Cats Sporting Some Pretty Pawesome Patterns and Meowrvelous Markings 1

Kitty will teach hooman 2

Uber 3

A Freshly Brewed Selection Of Cat Memes To Enjoy With Your Steaming Hot Coffee This Sunday Morning 4

Blasphemy 5

Just a little longer 6