First I'm gonna jab you in the eye like this, then I'll slice your belly open with my other hand and finally feast on your innards

'We can't let our dog outside if we're not on break': Boss demands work-from-home employees text him every time they leave their desks, inspires malicious compliance solutions 1

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 2

‘Either move or I’ll move you': Woman on flight demands passenger give up his seat after learning the airline double-booked the spot, leading to a dispute when flight attendant steps in 3

Coworker gets final raise after 10 years at the company, resigns and gets 15% salary bump at new job: 'Loyalty will make you poor' 4

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (May 8, 2024) 5

40+ Star Wars Memes for Aficionados of the Force (May 8, 2024) 6

And accurate 1

Toez 2

Ew humans 3

Thanks 4

A Catalog of 28 Memes to Browse Through While Pretending to Work 5

No squirrels 6