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'If I am not employed there, the software cannot be used': Teacher wipes software from all machines before leaving for good after years of free extra labor 1

'She was fired': Hybrid employee takes a take a sick day instead after being admonished by boss for working an additional day from home while sick 2

'You've got to be kidding': Inexperienced new employee abruptly leaves IT company after senior employee fails to help him adjust to the workload 3

34 Cat Snaps Highlighting Hissterical Hooligans, Fuzzy Funnies, and an Overall Vibe of Purrfect Pawsitivity 4

35 GenX Childhood Snapshots to Give You a Burst of Nostalgia (April 23, 2024) 5

'You can't stay here': Hotel guest demands to sleep in the lobby after she arrives a day early, front desk refuses and cancels her reservation 6

It shouldn't be allowed! 1

Uber 2

Blasphemy 3

Pregnant Dog That Was Almost Euthanized Gets Rescued And Gives Birth, Her Puppies Get Adopted, Now She Thinks That All Kittens Are Her Babies (Video) 4

So glad 5

He'll catch one for us 6