The problem with this job, young man, is that no matter what you do from this point forward someone will always be there to brand you as a minion of Satan.

'Where is he going that he can't politely ask a child to move?': Dad demands entitled Boomer apologize after pushing a 4-year-old over for being in his way 1

20 Wholesome Animal Posts To Keep Your Heart Warm All Weekend Long 2

'So I stopped taking vacations': Security guard discovers company only pays them for 1 hour per day while using vacation time 3

32 remote employees buy device to bypass CEO's silly idle time requirements, now the CEO wants one too 4

'You don't get special treatment for completing the race': Marathon employee puts runner in her place when she reaches the finish line and tries to enter staff grounds 5

Employee gets suspended for no reason, stinks up work truck before quitting: 'Before I returned the truck, I release 6 stinky air fresher tags in it' 6

And you worship its every move 1

ComfeeSofa 2

A Sassy Snafu of 38 Feline Feel Good Memes as Tasty as Wholesome Hooman Catnip 3

Cats never lie about food 4

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Service, please! 6