Actual CNN.com Content for July 7, 2009

'I won't be in tomorrow or ever again': Employee quits on the spot after boss chastises them for sitting down during 12 hour shift, despite doctor's note 1

'Karen can move in': College student gets even with nightmare roommate, moves out and finds the perfect replacement 2

'You won't make a fool out of me': Client gets even with contractor who ripped him off for $2000 by sending him to job sites that don't exist, costing contractor $15,000 3

39 Memes to Aid in the Transition to Springtime 4

'You fire one of us, you fire all of us': Senior staff member fired for arriving late, coworkers band together to rehire the underappreciated worker 5

'Karma eventually caught a Karen': Top Karens of the Week (April 15, 2024) 6

More noms please 1

He'll be shaking in fear 2

Majestic Snow Leopards Acting Purrcisely As Itty Bitty House Cats: I.e. Being Derpy As Heck 3

Gotta get past that hurdle 4

Priorities 5

27 Wholesome Posts for Overworked Employees Who Need a Vacation 6