u get meh off of dis ting, i pwomise to be good fow da west of mah life. honesly! no mowe scwatching da fuwnituw, owr peeying on da cawpit. wew maybey iy wiw continyoo toow eat foods off da tayble.. BUT I WIW STOP IF YOO WANT! weawwy! honst! a pwomise is

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