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29 FML Moments When the Struggle Was Too Real

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    Text - FML 66 Today, I thought l'd spice things up by kissing my husband on the lips and then working my way down. But about halfway, I got some of his chest hairs lodged in my throat and started gagging. To avoid ruining the mood, I kept going, silently gagging, until we finished. I swallowed the hair. FML so unsexy 4.aug. 2016, 21.32, United States, Seattle 81 I agree, your life sucks 17.9k 5.0k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 68 Today, I got a bad review on my work's Facebook page. The girl said I was very rude and I should never work with the public. I was trying to flirt with her. FML Bg2466 15. aug. 2016, 03.17, United States, Pittsburgh 33 I agree, your life sucks 8.8k 14.8k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 166 Today, after two weeks of intense detective work, I found out my wife isn't cheating on me after all. She really has just been going out and playing table tennis with her friend like she said. Who the hell even plays table tennis? FML Anonymous 23. aug. 2016, 12.40, United States, Youngsville 119 8.1k Tagree, your life sucks 23.6k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 460 Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML Anonymous 14. mai 2009, 17.43, United States 159 I agree, your life sucks 402.2k 21.2k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 105 Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of a bra he claimed I left at his house. I know every single bra l own, and it wasn't one of them, or so I thought. Only after I broke up with him did I remember I lost that bra two months ago. FML Anonymous 8. sep. 2016, 15.31, United States, Joliet 207 I agree, your life sucks 8.1k 28.3k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 39 Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get fired due to his lazy habits. It was all going so well. Then I accidentally put my biggest sale yet under his name. FML darianvilla 22. jul. 2016, 23.35, United States, College Park 24 I agree, your life sucks 8.7k 16.0k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 87 Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML Anonymous 27. jul. 2016, 10.36, Ukraine, Poltava 135 23.8k T agree, your life sucks 3.3k You deserved it 30
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    Text - FML 99 Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML Fabio 29. jul. 2016, 00.13, Malta, Piet? 63 I agree, your life sucks 8.6k 18.9k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 582 Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML Noname 2. feb. 2009, 19.23, United States 142 I agree, your life sucks 49.0k 399.1k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 60 Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML Anonymous 23. jul. 2016, 04.17, United States, Gilroy 16 13.7k I agree, your life sucks 9.1k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 46 Today, I arrived at my internship at 7 am after three hours of sleep with a massive hangover. When I got there, my boss told me he had made a mistake and I was meant to come in next week. He then said, "Well, now that you're here, you might as well get some work done. Come in next week as wellI." EML idontevengetpaid 5. sep. 2016, 04.35, Brazil, Rio De Janeiro 19 I agree, your life sucks 9.6k 14.3k You deserved it 20
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    Text - FML 79 Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML Anonymous 23. jul. 2016, 23.04, United States, Atlanta 185 I agree, your life sucks 10.4k 18.2k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 110 Today, I came home from work early and caught my boyfriend in bed with my best friend. I'm such a pushover that I told them they have to finish up and she needs to get out of my house. FML DFTBA but FML 22. jul. 2016, 07.51, United States, Medford 74 I agree, your life sucks 18.5k 4.6k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 56 Today, my friends told me they have been able to see all my BDSM likes in their Facebook feeds. My family and coworkers also follow me. FML Anonymous 21. aug. 2016, 09.21, Ukraine, Kiev 103 I agree, your life sucks 9.1k 17.7k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 110 Today, I came home from work early and caught my boyfriend in bed with my best friend. I'm such a pushover that I told them they have to finish up and she needs to get out of my house. FML DFTBA but FML 22. jul. 2016, 07.51, United States, Medford 74 I agree, your life sucks 18.5k 4.6k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 86 Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML an unlucky man 5. aug. 2016, 09.37, United States, Simi Valley 90 I agree, your life sucks 21.9k 2.9k Phew, glad it wasn't me
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    Text - FML 4 Today, I went on a blind date. Things got hot and heavy, but when he pulled off my pants and saw the Pittsburgh Penguins logo on my thong he stopped and told me to get dressed and that he refused to sleep with the enemy. He was a die-hard Flyers fan FML Thatgirl112 8. sep. 2016, 03.59, United States, Medina 110 17.9k I agree, your life sucks 4.6k You deserved it
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    Text - FML Confession 86 Today, I thought I'd save some money by doing my own electrical work. When I turned the power back on, it caught fire. FML chewsef 9. aug. 2016, 03.22, United States, Concord 22 8.5k I agree, your life sucks 17.5k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 141 Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML Anonymous 1. jul. 2016, 18.24, United States, Mission 157 I agree, your life sucks 20.8k 4.9k You deserved it 30
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    Text - FML 76 Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML Anonymous 30. aug. 2016, 15.01 21 6.6k I agree, your life sucks 19.2k You deserved it
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    Text - FML World 27 Today, I hooked up with a freshman at a party. No foreplay, just a quickie. The boy was a virgin, had phimosis, and didn't know. He started to bleed and scream, causing everyone from the party to gather around the bathroom door. He left with his dick bleeding and now everyone is saying I have a snapping vagina. FML Lilica 13. jun. 2017, 21.00, Brazil 630 I agree, your life sucks 4.3k 1.0k You deserved it 0
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    Text - FML 76 Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML Anonymous 29. jul. 2016, 18.10 129 I agree, your life sucks 17.7k 7.0k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 104 Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that l could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message saying that I was unfaithful FML Anonymous 8. feb. 2017, 00.00, Korea, Republic of, Pyongtaek 626 I agree, your life sucks 2.2k 21.7k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 46 Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced l'd never hear from my ex again. FML mpetitto 15. aug. 2016, 00.44, United States, Fairmont 30 I agree, your life sucks 9.3k 17.5k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 71 Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML heck 12. aug. 2016, 13.57 29 I agree, your life sucks 6.9k 17.4k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 66 Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about it. My brother ended up saying "If god doesn't want me to jerk off, how come he made my knob the perfect shape to fit in my hand?" I burst out laughing and now we're both grounded. FML Anonymous 23. aug. 2016, 08.38 426 I agree, your life sucks 25.4k 2.6k You deserved it 30
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    Text - FML 128 Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML albinoalligator 4. jul. 2016, 00.48, United States, Elkton 63 I agree, your life sucks 7.1k 19.1k You deserved it 0
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    Text - FML 202 Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana Grace. My sister just revealed she is having a girl and naming her Hana Grace since "the name is up for grabs now". FML MadWorld 28. aug. 2016, 17.49 248 27.8k Tagree, your life sucks 1.1k You deserved it
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    Text - FML 77 Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML Loud 8. sep. 2016, 06.07, Australia, 99 15.7k I agree, your life sucks 7.9k You deserved it
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