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Overachieving employee raises KPI averages higher just so their boss misses a promotion: 'The entire sector didn't get raises that year' 1

'If I am not employed there, the software cannot be used': Teacher wipes software from all machines before leaving for good after years of free extra labor 2

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (April 24, 2024) 3

30 Relationship Memes for Adorable Women Who Love Driving Their Partners Crazy 4

'Thou shalt not cut in line': Line-cutting Male Karen gets his comeuppance in the Drive-Thru pharmacy line 5

25 Parenting Memes for the Working Moms Trying to Hold it All Together 6

Put in your requests meow 1

Pspspsps 2

Pwease? 3

He'll catch one for us 4

Purrpetually hungry 5

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 6