But where has my plutonium gone? Earth is blocking my view of Venus.

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'He agreed to buy me replacements... then backtracked': Brother refuses to cancel sibling's debt after his kids ruin expensive art supplies 2

'We won't serve you until you pay the bill': Dine and dash family returns to restaurant in attempt to do it again, manager makes sure they pay what they owe 3

20 Out of the box thinkers who were low key geniuses 4

25+ Employees share what their job doesn't allow them to tell customers: 'Black Friday sales are not really sales' 5

'Stay in your lane': Restaurant chef spars with manager over leaving his station to help with a crisis, cue malicious compliance 6

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Simple 3

A Healthy Helping of Memes for Growing Boys and Girls 4

If you can't read it, ask your pharmacist to translate. 5

34 Fiery Hearted Feline Memes for Ferociously Funny Cats With a Whiskery Sense of Humor 6