Just vote "Present" for me if anything comes up. I'm going to be ah...caucusing with Barney Frank in the men's room for the next 30 minutes.

'We can't let our dog outside if we're not on break': Boss demands work-from-home employees text him every time they leave their desks, inspires malicious compliance solutions 1

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 2

‘Either move or I’ll move you': Woman on flight demands passenger give up his seat after learning the airline double-booked the spot, leading to a dispute when flight attendant steps in 3

Coworker gets final raise after 10 years at the company, resigns and gets 15% salary bump at new job: 'Loyalty will make you poor' 4

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Toez 1

And accurate 2

Ew humans 3

Thanks 4

A Catalog of 28 Memes to Browse Through While Pretending to Work 5

No squirrels 6