Sh*tty News Story of the Day: Eureka, CA's News Channel 3 -- which is, amazingly, a real news operation -- sent one of their more intrepid reporters to the local Occupy encampment to uncover the story behind the pee and poo that was allegedly found smeared on the side of a nearby U.S. Bank.

Hard-sh*tting news at its finest.

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