You mean you won't have a son until 26 ABY, you will neglect him, and eventually the Skywalker name will die out? Why the hell did I have you?

Kitty will teach hooman 1

Uber 2

It shouldn't be allowed! 3

Blasphemy 4

Just a little longer 5

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