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6 Stunningly Terrible Baby Product Ideas

Take a look at some of these absolutely awful baby product ideas…Brought to you by the creative dad of How to be a dad 

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    Thongies Diaper Thongs

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    Via: How to be a dad

    Introducing Thongies, the new diaper on the block! They're sassy and comfy. Diaper rash? Not with this breathability! Each Thongie is like a flippin' wind tunnel! And because they're so dainty, 384 of these puppies fit into just one package! They may not fully perform the function diapers are conventionally expected to, but when you mix style AND savings together… Who could ask for anything more!?!


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    Pixie Choosie Exotic Baby Foods

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    Via: How to be a dad

    Any parent who has said that they've "tried everything" was wrong. So, there's hope! Kinda… And if there isn't really hope, then there's at least a last ditch, experimental effort that doesn't cost an arm and a leg. Pixie Choosie Uncommonly Exotic Baby Foods to the rescue!"


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    Tranquoo Anti-Wakefulness System

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    Via: How to be a dad

    There's nothing more precious, more beautiful, than your child in a deep, restful, rosy-cheeked slumber. But that preciousness and beauty is multiplied by 10,000 after the sanity-testing misery of your child screaming, flailing and refusing to go to sleep for an hour or two or more. But there's hope! Tranquoo is the ideal child anti-wakefulness system, using modern technology to provide a silent, accurate way to get a virtually instant parenting break from it all. Use Tranqoo and you'll say "Tranq you very much!'"


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    Peter Pottermouth Proper Pronunciation Wheel

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    Via: How to be a dad

    "Whether you chuckle or upchuck a little when your little one accidentally swears because of mispronunciation, it's okay, sheet happens. Rest assured! It's just part of learning to talk. But now, with the Peter Pottymouth Proper Pronunciation Wheel, you can put rocket boosters on the unfortunately foul-mouthed part of the learning process."


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    Lil’ Chompers Baby Dentures

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    Via: How to be a dad

    "Babies are born with no teeth. BUT, they no longer have to live the beginning of there lives suffering the disadvantage of a gummy grin. Introducing Lil' Chompers Baby Dentures! Don't just smile, smile COMPLETELY."


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    ChocoHead Edible Baby Helmet

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    Via: How to be a dad

    What parent hasn't said they just wanna "eat 'em up," they're so cute! However, we can't nibble and chew on our little ones, of course. But wait… Here it comes… BLAM! NOW WE CAN!!! Pure cuteness covered in rich, creamy chocolate. ChocoHead!"

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