Look Joe, do whatever you have to do. If the rail road pilot won't drive through the tunnel, shoot him. We're preagmatists remember?

'If I am not employed there, the software cannot be used': Teacher wipes software from all machines before leaving for good after years of free extra labor 1

'She was fired': Hybrid employee takes a take a sick day instead after being admonished by boss for working an additional day from home while sick 2

'You've got to be kidding': Inexperienced new employee abruptly leaves IT company after senior employee fails to help him adjust to the workload 3

16-year-old graciously cooks his family's nightly dinner, stops when his dad and siblings incessantly criticize his meals: 'Too spicy, wanted rice instead of noodles, didn't want soup' 4

'They almost dumped him in the middle of the desert': Wholesome Hooman Adopts Abandoned Kitten, New Kitten and Cat Become a Beautiful Bonded Pair in Heartwarming Rescue Story 5

A Critical Hit of 36 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Gamers Competing for Dungeon Master 6

33 Cute Kitty Cats Sporting Some Pretty Pawesome Patterns and Meowrvelous Markings 1

Kitty will teach hooman 2

Uber 3

It shouldn't be allowed! 4

Blasphemy 5

Just a little longer 6