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Furrst and foremost, Leonard freakin' Nemoy
Spawk's kitty invented the Mind Meld in order to keep the noms dish over the halfway mark at all times. True story.
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Black cats will save the economy
This is the world I we should be living in.
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And the environment
Just don't get confused about who the true minion is around here, human.
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If the basement is taken, Pantry Cat is flexible!
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You're going to need all the luck you can get to survive Christmas with the fam
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Black kitties are full of helpful reminders
They know you're afraid of the dark, even if you won't admit it.
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Now that everyone is safe, the dog can stop hiding in under the bed
That'll do kitty, that'll do.
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Accept no Ceiling Cat imitations, adopt a black cat!
Not that there's anything wrong with Ceiling Cat (he's right behind me, isn't he?).
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Black cats are curious, resilient and of course magical
Maybe keep them away from electrical outlets though.
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There's nothing better than a little bongo in the morning to get you going
Answer the call of Basement Cat minion - adopt a black kitteh!
Keep the black kitty celebration going and leave a lol or black cat story in the comments!
All hail Basement Cat!
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