This Might Be the Next Rebecca Black, and We're Not Just Saying That

Thanks to the horrible songwriting, the mercilessly autotuned vocals and merciless synths, the tacky costume and set designs, and the creepy sexualization of 12-year-olds (yes, she is 12 years old), this video has already racked in well over half a million views in three days. Edit: WHAT YEAR IS IT