Alien Politician of the Day

Simon Parkes, a recently-elected Labour member of the town council in Whitby, North Yorkshire, UK, claims that his real mother is a 9-foot-tall green alien with 8 fingers.

In a YouTube video, Parkes described his various alien encounters as a child, including the time -- at age 8 months -- when an alien "entered his mind through his eyes" and delivered the message "I

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