Let it never be said that the Tour de France was called on account of war

More noms please 1

He'll be shaking in fear 2

Majestic Snow Leopards Acting Purrcisely As Itty Bitty House Cats: I.e. Being Derpy As Heck 3

Gotta get past that hurdle 4

"Most responsible kitten in the world": Kitten Found In A Box Watching Over 3 Orphaned Kittens, Trying To Take Care Of Them As Best As He Could 5

Priorities 6