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19 Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind

Evil got that big D.

Shall ye' ponder some more deep shower thoughts?


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  • 1
    Green - "Probiotic" sounds a lot better than"bacteria infested."
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  • 2
    Text - The third hand on a clock is also the second hand.
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    Face - Actors in movies based off books are just really committed cosplayers.
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    Pillow - Of you find the perfect hiding spot, then you never found the perfect hiding spot.
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  • 5
    Beauty - The Devil is just evil with a big D.
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    Text - Snow White would be way funnier with an eighth dwarf named Drunky who just rambled incoherently all the time.
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    Motor vehicle - If you drive too fast past a park/school, you are an asshole; if you drive too slowly, you are a creep.
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  • 8
    Photo caption - What if Stephen Hawking is the real slim shady but we'll never know cause he can't stand up?
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    Text - The difference between being crazy, and.being eccentric, is a million dollars. .
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    Text - What MTV did to music is, pretty much what ESPN is doing to sports.
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  • 11
    Shoulder - It's a really great thing that our internal organs don't itch.
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    Facial expression - Ever thought about the number of pictures/videos taken by strangers in which you appear on the bạckground?
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    Dish - Stop calling them boneless chicken wings. They are chicken nuggets.
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  • 14
    Font - Tampax named their tampons "Pearl" because they go in clams.
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    Abdomen - There must be so many unused "before" photosEEE from failed diet attempts. 00
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    Cup - Cupholders are just cups for cups.
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  • 17
    Text - Since most pop music has the lyrics and music written by someone else, most pop stars are just karaoke stars.
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    Net - The punishment for tax tevasion is getting to live off other people's taxes
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    Text - The only thing more frustrating than no internet connection, is a slow internet connection.
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