President Obama may have killed it at Saturday's White House Correspondents' Dinner, but did you see Jimmy Kimmel?
His best line:
On Mitt Romney: "You can't have a beer with him, because he doesn't drink. You can't have a cup of coffee with him, because he can't have caffeine. You can't even play Monopoly with him because he keeps trying to put the dog on the car."
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