... and by the power invested in me by Pope Benedict, I order you to

Cwispy bacon 1

Thanks 2

And accurate 3

A Freshly Baked Cat Meme Cake Frosted With Giggles And Diligently Decorated With Feline Goodness 4

37 Hissterical Cats Doing Funny Feline Things for Fluffy Feline Experts to Enjoy 5

A Nostalgic Scrapbook of 70's and 80's Kodak Moments for a Trip Down Memory Lane 6