... and I'm not coming down again until that "bath" thing is banished from my house.

Comical Collection of 'Not My Cat' Moments When Humans Were Delighted To Welcome An Unexpected Feline Visitor 1

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 2

A Purrfect Pot Roast of 41 Cat Memes for Fluffy Felines Who Love to Feast 3

24 Funny Furry Felines For A Purrfect Dose Of Midweek Cat Cuteness 4

A Purrfectly Fresh Fancy Feast of Cat Memes for Kitty Connoisseurs Hungry for a Good Time 5

34 Cat Snaps Highlighting Hissterical Hooligans, Fuzzy Funnies, and an Overall Vibe of Purrfect Pawsitivity 6

Put in your requests meow 1

Pspspsps 2

Pwease? 3

Heartwarming Hoomans Adopt "Fixed" Cat, Only to Realize Their Sterilized Superstar Secretly Stashed Some Stinkin' Cute Stowaways 4

He'll catch one for us 5

Purrpetually hungry 6