Dating Fails

Best of Tinder Week 2/22-2/27

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    Girls Love the Guac

    Product - Messages About 19 Moment 1 mile away Active 35 minutes ago Abou Chipotle steak bowl with white rice, corn, cheese, and lettuce Id spend the extra for you to have guac; if you wanted 10:06 AM That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me l think I'm in love 10:36 AM I mean, we both have chipotle in our bio.. Falling in love was inevitable. 11:32 AM It was clearly meant to be 11:51 AM
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    A Clever Line Can Get You Numbers

    I need to get a flat screen mirror
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    And Then Things Got Real Weird

    Facial expression - 31% 9:25 PM X KAmanda 19 44 miles away active 1 hour ago About I can sit on your face and you can eat your way to my heart or we can play golf? I can fit 7 golfballs in my butthole. Ohh and we are gunna play a game n see if you can figure out which girl I am. If you win you get to play 9 holes. And I'm okay if you being a friend
  • 4

    Bots Still Hide Among the Living

    tinder is full of bots
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  • 5

    Apparently Not Everyone on Tinder Is Well Read

    Text - o AT&T 12:06 75% Michelle Feb 26, 2015, 11:23 Hey how are you? Feb 26, 2015, 11:58 I'm good how are you! Im doing great, I just finished my first novel today! Oh yea? What's it called? To kill a mocking bird Pretty great book What's it about? Send Message
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    We Learned Dogs Need Love Too

    Dog - oo Verizon 10 16% 0 4:50 PM Done 20 3 miles aw Active 2 minutes ago About Hey bitches, I'm Blair. I'm not looking for anything serious, just want to find a human willing to take me on long walks, feed me nachos from fuzzys and open my beer because I lack thumbs. My pet humans have yet to fix me so I'm definitely not DTF... unless you've been neutered Send me a woof betch. (X
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    You Need Some Grammar Skills to Win Some Hearts

    Online daters love correct grammar
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    But Some Things Never Change

    Lip - oAT&T 10 87% 1:06 AM Done rariy rartit PRTH dP BIRTHDAY RTHDAY SAY Happy Birthday BIRTHDAY BT MANT I NY MAPPY DAY 24 0 miles away Active 1 hour ago About Looking to marry rich and get divorced in two years Shared Interests (1) YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BER (X yUSIA YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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