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20 Shower Thoughts That Will Make Your Brain Smoke

These insightful shower thoughts will get your brain moving for the day. 

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    Pattern - A childis theimost.expensive thing yourcan get for free.
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    Hair - Referring to your employees as familyis the corporate equivalent to telling a prostitute you love her.
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    Skin - Aesthetically Speaking humans are the naked mole rat of the great apes
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    Text - One of the worst feelings is the feeling of your sleeves sliding down-your wiists as you wash your hands.
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    People - MITH One of the worst feelings is zipping up your pants after you do a couple of shakes, and accidentally peeing a little in your underwear
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    Headphones - Someone's g ot their life together if they can shuffle their music library and never have to skip to find a good song
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    Dish - When you get half a pickle with your sandwich, you are sharing a pickle with astranger Frandiskants
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    Product - Welre living in time when computers ask bumans totake tests to prove they ae huaan
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    Neon sign - Porn he one industywhere segrecating races, genders exual preferenge ompletely acoeptable
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    Text - When a friend starts a story with "DUDE You Will not believe what happened..." or Hey, guess what?", they are using verbal clickbait.
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    Water - There was a moment in time when your mom/dad put you down and never picked you up again
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    Cake - When you're30, you'll have spent an entire month having birthdays.
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    Cat - Cat owners meowmore than cats themselves
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    Text - 25 26 27 28 24 22 21 23 Eleyators should have undo 18 büttons for when you push the 19 10 11 Wrong floor. 14
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    Text - You don't pronounce the 'g' in 'resign', but you do in 'resignation'.
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    Movie - An assassin is just a serial killer who takes requests t
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    Water resources - A photo is a video running at 1 frame per eternity.
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    Food - Candy corn is just corn turned into corn syrup then back into corn
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    Headstone - A death certificate is the last participation trophy youll ever receive
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    Games - obolone abolone atolone CASTLE KEEP Bloku dppity Qwiykle Othello Connect Four Using 3D priaters, you can now PASS PIGS CherryO pirate board games ChufesTedlels BATTLESHIP Stategण dक MS CANDY LAI DOMINOES The Cl Pe MONDPOLY MI SKIP BO CHeckersan CAT
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