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10 Characters Destroyed by Disney's New Smoking Ban

Disney CEO Bob Igar announced a new policy for all future movies to come from the Mouse at a March 12 shareholder meeting. It would most probably destroy the lives of many beloved characters across numerous universes.

We are extending our policy to prohibit smoking in movies across the board: Marvel, Lucas, Pixar and Disney films...
—Igar said.

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    Obviously, Jabba's going to need to kick his hookah habit

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    He loves the sweet taste.


  • 2

    C3PO, what will we ever do with you?

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    Though this scene might have landed on the cutting room floor.

  • 3

    Ewoks may hopefully realize all that fur is a fire hazard

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    Filthy little devils.

  • 4

    Help me cigarillos, you're my only hope

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    There'll be no nicorette for the princess this time.

  • 5

    Tony Stark will have to give up his stogies as well.

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    He'll probably just invent the most pimped out vape pen ever.

  • 6

    Does this mean they'll never make another Ghost Rider film?

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    Probably not the worst thing to happen to the world.

  • 7

    If Red Skull returns, we may never see that fancy cigarette holder

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    Or that bathrobe.

  • 8

    Should the Hoff return as Nick Fury, he'll have even more to be furious about

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    Did you know that happened?

    It did. Here's the poster


  • 9

    Now that Sony's letting Spiderman creep onto Marvel movies, J. Jonah Jameson will have to quit.

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    Give a guy an Oscar and he thinks he can do whatever he wants.

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    Don't worry about Wolvie, he can keep his smokes...

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    Since 20th Century Fox owns the rights to Wolverine, he can keep smoking dem cigars without fear of condemnation, bub.

    I mean, he's got that healing factor.
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